We are making a record. It has begun. There are demos. They are loud.

The record is starting to take shape in my mind. It's a sound that I hear in my head that only a few these days are doing. I call it BIGROCK. It's an age old formula mixing everything I love about rock and roll music. Intricate playing, big riffs, a tight and dynamic rhythm section, and a healthy dose of BALLS. There are some elements of rock, metal, indie, and blues all rolled up in a BIGROCK burrito and smothered in chile. Will Jaeger, of Red Pyramid fame, will be at the helm, handling the percussion duties. Despite what I've said, don't expect all bombast and hard limit mastering. This will be a loud record, but it's intricate. It does have some heartfelt quiet moments, some finesse and dynamics.

We are in pre-production now, working out arrangements and lyrics. Tracking should start soon, and we hope to have it out by July 2011. We expect it to sell 1 million copies by August 2011. By September 2011, we expect to be in our carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase. By October 2011? We'll probably be dead.

Stay tuned, more fun to come......